Ok, this is so funny..... My friend Mandy had this on her blog, and I had to try it out. You Google your first name followed by "needs." So I googled "Cara needs." Then you read all of the funny things that show up. Here are a few....
CARA NEEDS YOUR HELP! WE NEED YOUR HELP SO THAT WE CAN CONTINUE TO RESCUE, CARE FOR, AND FIND HOMES FOR HOMELESS CATS AND DOGS. ...( Yeah they need rescuing badly)
January one: Princess Cara needs lots of luggage for a 3 day trip.Oct 13, 2005 ... Cara needs your help in order to achieve her goal of making the US National Luge Team and competing in the 2006 Olympics in Italy. ... (Princess??? OMG WTF??)
Shutter SputterSounds as if Cara needs to acquire a good night's (or three) sleep Cara needs to learn to express herself a little more confidently Cara needs a secure yard ...(yeah with no kids, ha ha!)
Poisoned Guacamole: You Can't See Titties on the Radio-Cara needs to know more about the exact speakers you're using. -Cara needs to diversify ... -Cara needs to place a $150 deposit to reserve the restaurant. ... (How in the heck do we go from poisoned guac. to $150 deposits?)