Thursday, January 29, 2009

Funny email that I needed to share...

Amanda sent me a funny email that I thought everyone needed to read! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started...------------ --------- --------- ---------
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'And then the fight started.....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday and then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground,ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'And then the fight started ...
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started

If you didn't laugh at one of those then you need to have your funny bone checked!

Monday, January 26, 2009


coming up tomorrow evening... If you know what it is don't ruin it for anyone else ok? Haha! Stay tuned!

Don't know if you can read those but yeah we are having a girl! Ok Robin I think I will take you up on your offer! LOL! Actually Clint and I both took it better than I thought we would. I think in the back of our minds was always this feeling that we were destined to have another girl! It actually makes things ALOT easier as we don't have to move any of the kids' rooms around now! Anika and even RILEY are happy about that fact! Anyways, she is supposed to make her appearance right around the 4th of July! At least I don't have to go all the way through the summer! Anyways, other than that no more important news! We should have all listened to Heber as she kept telling us that she was having a baby sister!


This morning the bus was about 25 minutes late picking up the kids because of all the snow we got through the night! Right then we should have known they would cancel school. Before 9:00 Riley had called me and let me know they would be getting out of school around 12:30 because of all the snow. Then Anika's teacher called making sure someone would be at the house when they got home. Boy was I glad that Clint had the day off. The roads were so bad that even though Roosevelt only got a skiff of snow, they had the road closed between Roosevelt and Vernal! Needless to say it was a quiet day at work! I cannot remember ever having a snow day when we were in school! LUCKY KIDS! Oh did I forget to mention that my kids got to come home and shovel snow? Haha! Maybe they wanted to stay at school?!?!?

Friday, January 23, 2009

29 with the attitude of an 18 year old!

Today is Clint's 29th birthday!

I wanted to share 29 things about my DH!

1. He is such a trivia buff. He says he has a wealth of useless information!
2. Once he embarrassed me soo bad in Casa Rios!
3. He likes to play card games with friends.
4. He loves to tease all kids, and sometimes doesn't know when to stop!
5. Would love to own and restore a kick ass old car!
6. His first vehicle was a Chevy Luv and he would like one of those too!
7. Has worked in a youth rehab! Quite an interesting job!
8. He is an AWESOME Dad.
9. He put his parents through HELL growing up! And yes they do still love him!
10. He has 2 sisters. I love this as I have no siblings...
11. He would drop ANYTHING for a friend! And has many a time!
12. Has a motorcycle he never rides!
13. Secretly dreams of being metro sexual. Just don't ask ok?? HAHA!
14. Has a boat load of tools and no idea how to use most of them!
15. Is a huge flirt. Especially with Jacque! LOL
16. Owns an old red truck that he doesn't drive. It hasn't moved since we moved into this house!
17. Once set fire to a hillside on his sisters birthday.
18. Has been arrested...just once though.
19. He has a metal detector that he loves...

20.He loves to camp and be outdoors.
21. He has such a relationship with his Mom, I can only hope that my son has that kind of relatonship with me when he gets older!
22. He is wayyy into heavy metal music.
23. He doesn't have a diploma with his name on it, it actually says Lydia Goodman. Long story short,he never thought they would put it on there...
24. He was a total surprise... his mom went in for surgery and SURPRISE there was Clint!
25. He stopped smoking cold turkey.
26. He collects the Dukes of Hazard DVD's.
27. He is such an animal lover...
28. He once had 3 jobs at the same time.
29. He used to work at a movie theater with a balcony and he thought it was cool to take girls up there and "mack" on them!
What a clown my husband is but I am so thankful for him. He is a wonderful provider and he is always doing thoughtful things for us.

I love you baby! Now you are getting old like me!! Happy Birthday!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Life in general

So a little bit about our lives lately! We have had the flu, are selling girl scout cookies, and general craziness... am so proud of Anika and all of her selling efforts. She is all excited to go sell and I usually have to reign her in at the end of the day! What a girl!
My friend Jamie D. came over and helped me hang up a bunch of stuff in the living rooms and in the kitchen. It was nice to have someone else's opinions and ideas. She was such a help! THANKS JAMIE!
Clint got hired with anadarko permanently a couple of months ago and he got his NEW truck the first part of January! It has been getting tooled up and decked out and he is so excited to start driving it every day! I will post pictures of it soon! I wish I had one without all the tools... SOME DAY!
I am doing okay with the pregnancy and we have an ultrasound coming up to let us know if the baby is a prince or princess. WE will take whatever God has planned but we would really really like a little boy!
Heber has been having some problems sleeping lately and we have been struggling with all the things hat come with! UGGGHH! I am so thankful I have a wonderful husband who will get up in the night ad put her back to bed!
Riley turns 11 at the end of the month and I can't believe it. I am getting so old! HAHA!
Hope your family is doing as well as ours! We would love to hear all about yours too!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

GIrl Scout Cookies!

Anika is so excited that it is girl scout cookie time! They had a huge cookie party last night up at the Rod and Guin club and got all the girls stoked to sell all they can this year! I confess, I am a little worried about asking people to spend money on cookies after our economy woes. I am hoping that will not discourage ANika nd I will be able to explain it so that she will understand. Anyways, if you wnt some of the delicious cookies, you know how to get a hold of us!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

New Year

I hope everyone had a very safe and happy new years eve. I know we did. We went out to dinner with Amanda and Ryan and their kids and then came home for a uneventful night. We mostly just sat here and played games and visited. Then we watched the ball drop on TV and then went to bed. We woke up to 2009 and so far it has been great! Here's to a great 2009!

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